Kimmy’s Garden

Now, about us.

We must discuss,
focus, and fuss
over your profoundly specious
and zealous prospectus
of a sign that reads:
“Busy. Don’t interrupt us!”
This is really quite a genius
plan to avoid in coitu rumpus.

And if we can remain non-suss,
despite the raucous,
on our comfy lectulus:
me with my corpus gibbous
and you my fervidus Bacchus,
Mars and Venus,
plus and minus,
luscious congress,
omnis prodigiosus
atqui mirus…
we could be on
the shuttle bus
to volcano eruptus.

There’s only one thing
for which I am nonplus:
is the effectiveness of the sign versus
the current reading level minimus
our three year old parvulus.

Better to use modus cautus
and just lock the door-is
for no worries in loco parentis.